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I won the sexy cake eating contest at prom

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clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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(via letsmeettheworld)

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chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say
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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via nottoocreative)

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santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

(via wontyoustoplovingmetodeath)

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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holysheerios:

There are a number of things in this world that are not ok and this is one of them

(via alourre)